Swag ~ Swell (exchanging “swaggy” for “swelly” and “swagtastic” to “swelltastic”)
Twat ~ Twit
Fuck ~ Floop
Horrible ~ Spiteful
Persuasive ~ Glib (apparently this is a thing like glib actually means persuasive)
Cool ~ Dandy
Nice ~ Lovely or delightful
Bollocks ~ Hullaballoo
Delicious ~ Scrumptious
Honest ~ Frank
I also think people should use the word nonchalant more.
WARNING: Dangerous amount of smut ahead.
So yeah a couple of anons requested a smutty drunk Phil imagine. Smut isn’t really my thing, but still, I hope you like it! :) Gif not mine.
If Phil doesn’t find this blog that keeps writing him letters everyday, I will probably explode.
OMG YOU AMAZING PERSON I LOVE YOU OKAY <3
(Source: danosaur-the-philion, via lumpyspacelion)
my pillow smells like marshmallows and popcorn and i’m just sitting here wondering if it tastes like it too